Sarcasm †

ImPyyy is a fegggggggggg. :D

If you got erased off of xbox on my account aka Temp Sarcasm, an old friend of mine who is really pissed at me erased all of my friends.

im literally my own best friend like i have inside jokes with myself and sometimes i'll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny i am... :D

the only reason im fat is because a tiny body couldnt store all the personality.

can you pretend im not ugly and annoying and just fall inlove with me?

how can i be ready for the future when i'm not even ready to get up in the morning?

what's the point of hot boys if none are mine?

i hate people that go to sleep early because then i have no one to talk to. the struggle is so real.

lazy rule: cant reach it? dont need it.

3 words, 8 letters. say it and im all yours.

i dont need a boyfriend, i need 12 million donuts and a pizza. :D

happy 4th of july everyone! i hope y'all have a amazing day of family, food, and fireworks.

"What are you twelve?" yeah on a scale of one to ten, bye. :D

my mom is the only person who thinks i'm awesome.

sleep is for the people without internet access.

"crap its 5 a.m." i say every day at 5 a.m. as if i am surprised...

the bae thinks me saying "die" is cute. ._. weirdo.

when i see a homeless man i immediately think, 'why did his parents let him play video games?'

where can i get one of those kim kardashian or paris hilton jobs where they just kind of pay you to exist?

i honestly dont know why i look forward to summer so much. literally all i do is watch netflix and sleep.

"be strong," i whispered to my wfi signal. c;