What's up? I'm spose if you didn't know
The representative of people who got little dough
And I never spit a rhyme trying to get a ho
I'm not trying to put the big 'L' in Deuce Bigalow
Nor am I trying to be the hardest dude
Or act like it's all good bro no barbecues
A grimy, major label signed me
To a situation hairy as ******s in the 90's