Finally, an award that recognizes someone for being absolutely bat s**t crazy. Best of all is that of anyone who deserves this award, Cat may actually set a record for how many times you can lose your mind to the point where words, turn to screams, turn to incoherent sounds that youd probably hear in a 1 star Netflix horror film.
Cat has dealt with so much stress from being the largest contributor to major turning points in several divisions (including her home), being a single mother, and having her name thrown in the mud regardless of her achievements and the benefits shes offered to the members of the community. If this award comes with a straight jacket to keep her from carving things into the wall with her fingers while talking to herself outloud, I'd highly recommend it as she already does the first part.
Please give her this award.
Gambino M.D.